i just realized,,,,,,,…. i can literally be the best version of myself right at this moment the only one stopping me is,,,.,,,, me ??? wild
(via scarecrow-with-a-guitar)
local man sees really cool sword in pawn shop window
“holy shit” he has said
(Source: beetledrink, via scarecrow-with-a-guitar)
Egg Recipe
Difficulty: egg
Time: egg
Ingredients:
- egg
- eight whole egg
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Step one: put eight egg on plate
Step two: look at all those egg
Step three: congratuleggtion
(via scarecrow-with-a-guitar)
I just want to go on road trips, explore new and exciting things and have rough sex.
(via dirtyheadkevin)
anyone else notice the nose contour on her 👀 what highlighter does she use
(via thebootydiaries)
all english teachers are either chaotic good or lawful evil
(Source: fredersens, via scarecrow-with-a-guitar)
professor: *sends out an email to the entire class about some assignment*
me:
(via confirmance)






